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Tumbleweed Times - August 16th, 1890:
Prairie Dog Post - March 29th, 1873:
Tombstone Telegraph - December 30th, 1875:
Horse-Spit Herald - June 2nd, 1893:
The Busted Bedroll Bugle - August 21st, 1868:
Oiled Holster Observer - February 17th, 1870:
Cranky Calf Chronicle - October 31st, 1894:
Jumpin' Jerky Journal - April 6th, 1869:
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