The first trilogy's dark middle chapter:
The cloyingly happy ending:
The unplanned fourth movie that overexplains the mythos:
The soft reboot by Orci & Kurtzman:
The second dark middle chapter:
The surprisingly daring follow-up that subverts expectations:
The found footage side story from an up-and-coming young director:
The three hour epic that expands the series' scope:
The restrained character study with a conclusion that pulls everything together:
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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