An angry reader does battle with the text messages of disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.
A confused young lady seeks me out on IM for diet tips to increase her bust size. I have many tips, but will they work?
A Russian bride scam goes wrong when an English Gentleman threatens murder most foul, but the joke is on him: the brides are willing to die!
ChodeKING, one of the Internet's dumbest denizens, solicits help opening a candy bar and ends up chatting with a time-traveling cowboy with a miniature horse and a love of birthdays.
Hiring a light show isn't cheap to begin with, but imagine trying to hire a light show as a Nazi.
The culmination of two weeks of harassing an acquaintance with fake Huckalerts IM spam from the Mike Huckabee campaign.
Welcome to the incredible world of Dream Girl Blackjack.
Det. Don Gombo sets up a sting operation to catch three dangerous Internet criminals.
A Chinese marketer encounters a rapper from Odahoa.
An IM prank in which Zack poses as Achmed Owlcat, a Middle Eastern
Will Jesus triumph over the filthy homosexual pagans?