Tired of tragedies? Sick of somber news? Try mixing reality and entertainment! Replace life's painful truths with happy fiction, like a real Pan's Labyrinth princess! Get ready to feel the joy!
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
You have summoned him and now he is here!