VGGTS Pictures (Thanks BanMeNow) - When normal people see a female video game character, they tend not to give it a lot of thought. It's a video game character after all. Other people who are not so normal might look at a female video game character and say, "She would be so much hotter if she was the size of a skyscraper and nonchalantly crushing an entire city while wearing a bikini or stuffing cars into her vagina."
In our magical Internet-driven world, these not-so-normal people are growing in numbers, finding strength and solidarity. It's baffling to me how anybody could look at a picture of a city with crude cartoon drawings of teenage girls in panties standing around and get aroused. We're really taking a nosedive as a species, here.
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