Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
All the dirt on the latest thing the President did that you'll forget about in two days.